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Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Programming is an art form that fights back.

"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.

To define recursion, we must first define recursion.

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.